Top 10 reasons you should deserve a smile

 

Love Anything ...

 

I got character. (Singlish Rant)

 Many people got no style one. Me? I got character.

See-ah. I don't simply take instructions from people.

I think first lah. Don't like it, don't take lah.

With boss also like that. I don't care. Sack sack lah.

I not afraid one. then, when got no mood to work,

I just go for the tarik. Don't like? Not my problem, what!

When boss make noise, I tell him to fly kite.

Mooney so little, some more got so much work.

Where can, Some more got so many bosses.

Big boss, small boss, women boss. One say one thing.

Listen until you peng san. You can died like that.

I tell you something not fair. Client also another kind.

Always last minute change this change that.

Ganrantee one. Make my life difficult only. Then.

Kena work until two three a.m. Who can tahan like that?

Something koyak in their head. I not joking.

Don't know advertising but only talk big all the time.

Then some more when the thing take jalan, they complain

we all no good. Then who kena? Me lah! Some more who?

Interesting Phrases on Smile

Ask a question and you're a fool for three minutes;

Do not ask a question and you're a fool for the rest of your life.

A Smile is a Curve that sets things straight.

A smile is a fortune but you can't sell it,

you can't buy it and you can't steal it,

but it isn't good for anyone until it is given away.

A smile is the cheapest way to improve your looks,

even if your teeth are crooked.

A smile on your face can be felt on another's heart.

A smooth sea never makes a skillful mariner.

A sweater is usually put on a child when the parent feels chilly.

At age 20, we worry about what others think of us.

At age 40, we don't care what they think of us.

At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us 

A person can fail many times,

but they are not really a failure 

until they start to blame someone else.

A person is grown up not when they can take care of themselves.

but when they can take care of others.

A person  of words and not deeds

is like a garden full of weeds.

A person who makes no mistakes,

generally make nothing.

A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and,

an optimist is one who makes opportunities off his difficulties. - Harry Truman

A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience. - Miguel de Cervantes

A man is not old until regrets take the places of dreams - John Barrymore 1943

A man is not where he lives but where he loves.

A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half of his life.

An angry person is seldom reasonable;

a reasonable person is seldom angry.

Anger opens the mouth and shuts the mind.

An obstacle is something you see when you take your eyes off the goal.

An optimist laughs to forget, a pessimist forgets to laugh.

A relationship is like sand in your hand.

If held loosely in the palm of your hand it stays there,

but as soon as you close your hand tightly it slips through your fingers.

As a man begins to live more seriously within;

he begins to live more simply without.

A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the same head.

A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John A. Shedd

A signature always reveals a man's character... and sometimes even his name.

A single reason why you can do something is worth 100 reasons you can't.

Medics of the Field

Verse 1

Our nation call as need arose

For stations in the field

To treat our fallen brothers all

The wounded and the ill

Our pioneers rallied to this call

Then thousands joined this band

And soon a new cry could be heard

A ringing thru the land

Chorus

Medics all are we

The Medics of the field

We serve the wounded and the sick

The brave who will not yield

Our hearts we give our skills

We share with valour pride and will

No matter when we're battle ready

The medics of the field

Verse 2

The sound of battle in their ears

The wounded lie around

A hundred cries for 'MEDIC!' rise

From those upon the ground

We run to heed their every call

Bring care that they deserve

Our mission bold, our purpose clear

To seek and save and serve

Verse 3

They come to us by land and sea

They're sent to us by air

The wounded and the dying too

For treatment and for care

By day or night, in war or peace

We serve the best we can

The lifeline of the *.*.*

We're there for every man

Ah Soh Jokes

Ah Soh wants to buy a TV set.  She goes to a shop.

Ah Soh    : "Do you have color TV ?"

Salesgirl      : "Yes !"

Ah Soh    : "Give me a green one, please "

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Ah Soh is filling up an application form for a job.

She supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address, etc 

Then she comes to the column on "Salary Expected"

She is not sure of the question.

After much thought, she writes " Yes "

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Ah Soh goes to a store and sees a shiny object.

Ah Soh    : "What is that shiny object ?"

Salesgirl  : "That is a thermos flask."

Ah Soh    : "What does it do ?"

Salesgirl  :  "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"

Ah Soh    : "I'll buy it"

The next day, Ah Soh goes to work with her thermo flask

Boss        :  "What is that shiny object ?"

Ah Soh    : "It's a thermos flask."

Boss        :  "What does it do?"

Ah Soh    :  "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"

Boss         :  "What do you have in it ?"

Ah Soh    :  "Two cups of coffee and a coke"

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After taking photocopies of documents

Ah Soh always compare it with the original for spelling mistakes.

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Ah Soh always smile during lightning storms Because she thinks her picture is being taken.

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How can you tell if the fax is from Ah Soh ?

Because it has a postage stamp on it.

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Why can't Ah Soh dial 911 ?

Because she can't find the number 11 on the phone.

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Ah Soh and her friend board a double-decker bus.

Her friend gets a seat downstair and Ah Soh goes upstairs.

After a while, her friend goes upstairs to look for Ah Soh and find her clutching the seats in both hands and her body is shivering

Her  friend  :  "What happened to you? why are you shivering, I was enjoying my ride downstair"

Ah Soh       :  "Yeah, but you've got a driver"

Chinese Joke

有个和尚被告强奸一名姬女．

珠葛亮：和尚和姬女，如果那个可以接我的下连，就无
罪．

和尚：好．

姬女：好的．

珠葛亮：＂本朝大门两面开，大将小将站两排，本人立
志在中间，大小事件都进来．＂．．和尚，　到你了．

和尚想了一会儿．．．

和尚：＂本庙大门两面开，大佛小佛排两排，菩萨立志
在中间，缮男俗女都进来．＂

珠葛亮：很好．姬女，到妳了．

姬女心想：＂怎么办．．．．？！？＂

想了很久，姬女终于开口．．．

姬女：＂老娘大腿两面开，大毛小毛站两排，老娘＇鸡
白＇在中间，大小＇烂鸟＇都进来．＂

If I knew....

If I knew...
If I knew it would be the last time
That I'd see you fall asleep,
I would tuck you in more tightly
And pray the Lord, your soul to keep.

If I knew it would be the last time
That I see you walk out the door,
I would give you a hug and kiss
And call you back for one more.

If I knew it would be the last time
I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise,
I would record each action and word,
So I could play them back day after day.

If I knew it would be the last time,
I could spare an extra minute or two
To stop and say, "I love you,"
Instead of assuming you would KNOW, I do

If I knew it would be the last time
I would be there to share your day,
Well, I'm sure you'll have so many more,
So I can let just this one slip away.

For surely there's always tomorrow
To make up for an oversight,
And we always get a second chance
To make everything right.

There will always be another day
To say our "I love you",
And certainly, there's another chance
To say our "Anything I can do's?"

But just in case I might be wrong,
And today is all I get,
I'd like to say how much I love you
And I hope we never forget,

Tomorrow is not promised to anyone,
Young or old alike,
And today may be the last chance
You get to hold your loved one tight

So if you're waiting for tomorrow,
Why not does it today?
For if tomorrow never comes,
You’ll surely regret the day,

That you didn't take that extra time
For a smile, a hug, or a kiss
And you were too busy to grant someone,
What turned out to be their one last wish?
So hold your loved ones close today,
And whisper in their ear,
And that you'll always hold them dear

Take time to say, "I'm sorry," "Please forgive me,"
"Thank you," or "it's okay".
And if tomorrow never comes,
You’ll have no regrets about today.

Gender Math

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATION & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman – before marriage and after marriage.

Something inspiring!

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. "

"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is no effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. "

"So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat."

 Theodore Roosevelt