Stress Reliever # 1
WIFE : You always carry my photo in your wallet to the office. Why?
HUBBY : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
WIFE : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
HUBBY : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
Stress Reliever # 2
GIRL : When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
BOY : It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
GIRL : Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Stress Reliever # 3
SON : Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up seat to a lady.
MUM : Well, you have done the right thing.
SON : But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Stress Reliever # 4
Wife to husband : "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife : "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband : "What ? At 2 a.m. ?!"
Husband to wife : "Yes, We used night clubs."
Stress Reliever # 5
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would u have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE."
Stress Reliever # 6
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son : "My friend just borrowed if. He wants to scare his parents."
Stress Reliever # 7
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate."Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." "Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?" "He was the original owner."
Stress Reliever # 8
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin." Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said.The men went to carve it in, but as the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long.They simply wrote: "Returned unopened."
