A Pig and a Cow

There was a rich man who once asked his priest, "Why does everybody call me stingy
when everyone knows that when I die I will leave everything I have to this temple?"

The priest said:

"There once was a pig and a cow. The pig was unpopular and the cow was loved by all in
the village. This puzzled the pig.

The pig said to the cow:

'People speak warmly of your good nature and your helpful attitude. They think you are very
generous because each day you give them milk, butter and cheese. But how about me? I give them everything I have. I give them the famous sausages, bacon and ham i.e. my entire body.

Yet no one likes me. Why is that?'

The priest continued: " Do you know what the cow answered?

The cow said, 'Perhaps it is because I give while I am still living.'

What Would You Do?

What Would You Do?

* What would you do if every time you fell in love you had to say goodbye?

* What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there?

* What would you do, if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt?

* What would you do if you loved someone more than ever and you couldn't have them?

* Some people love, and some people die. But I want to tell you I love you, and you are a true friend.

* If I died tomorrow, you would be in my heart. Would I be in yours?

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

Money and Happiness

Money does not bring you happiness;
It's your happiness that attacts money to you.

Money doesn't make you happy.I have over 50 million dollars and I'm not happier now than when I have 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Customer

A customer is the most important visitor on our premises.

He is not dependant on us.

We are dependant on him.

He is not an interruption in our work.

He is the purpose of it.

He is not an outsider in our business.

He is part of it.

We are not doing him a favour by serving him.

He is doing us a favour by giving us an opportunity to do so.

So Think About It.

Birthday Note

H is for Hoping you're Happy all day.
A is for All of the love sent your way.
P is for People who wish you the best.
P is for People like me who send my personal regards to you.
Y is for you be blessed with every good things you deserved.

BIRTHDAY!!

Best wishes for a happy birthday and many memorable years ahead.

Choosing Name

Ladies n gentlemen - so be careful when you choose a name.

Anne Chang (in Mandarin) - dirty
Anne Chin (in Mandarin) - keep quiet
Faye Chen (in Mandarin) - dusty
Carl Chng (in Hokkien) - buttock
Monica Cheng (in Hokkien) - touching your buttocks
Michael Tan (in Cantonese) - selling eggs
Tommy Huang (in Mandarin) - Tang2 Ming2 Huang2 - Ming Dynasty's emperor
Lucy Liaw (in Hokkien) - You are dead
Judy Soo (in Malay) - Lost in Gamble
Jane Tan (in Mandarin) - Fried egg
Suzie Leow (in Hokkien) - Lost till death
Henry Tan (in Hokkien) - let you wait
Henry Mah (in Mandarin) - hate your mum
Corrine Tai (in Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan (in Mandarin) - bankrupt
Nelson Tan (in Mandarin) - bird laying eggs
Jason Tan (in Mandarin) - thief laying eggs
Leslie Tong (in Mandarin) - rubbish bin
Nelson Chong (in Mandarin) - bird infested worms
Carmen Teng (in Hokkien) - Leg Hair long
Connie Mah (in Cantonese) - Call your mum
Francis Yip (in Cantonese) - Sweet potato leaf

Stress Reliever

Stress Reliever # 1
WIFE : You always carry my photo in your wallet to the office. Why?
HUBBY : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
WIFE : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
HUBBY : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Stress Reliever # 2
GIRL : When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
BOY : It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
GIRL : Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Stress Reliever # 3
SON : Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up seat to a lady.
MUM : Well, you have done the right thing.
SON : But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Stress Reliever # 4
Wife to husband : "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife : "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband : "What ? At 2 a.m. ?!"
Husband to wife : "Yes, We used night clubs."

Stress Reliever # 5
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would u have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE."

Stress Reliever # 6
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son : "My friend just borrowed if. He wants to scare his parents."

Stress Reliever # 7
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate."Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." "Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?" "He was the original owner."

Stress Reliever # 8
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin." Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said.The men went to carve it in, but as the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long.They simply wrote: "Returned unopened."